What do I sound like...?

Ok like so what would you like totaly clarse me as so like i lose my vijinty wen i was like totaly foorteen and i has like tons of frens an i'm like sooooo cleva and all that jazz, i hav a boifren hoo iz eyteen and like totaly hawwwt and i'm like soopa poplar. i were all the bess cloves like abcromby and all that jazz. i'm soo guing to be the prezdint in like foor yeers. I can alsu zing reele wel and all that jazz. I am alzu reele prety and ifull and i like get envitted to evry partee eva! dunt i sound just sooper awsum and all that jazz?